going from summer to hockey season like
An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.
Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by.
Carey Price commenting on Shea Weber’s slap shot skills during 2011 NHL ASG Fantasy Draft.
(…in which Carey Price is a huge Shea Weber admirer and Tim Thomas and David Backes agree.)
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman."
WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
There’s no better time to be reblogging this again.
HE TOSS MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE
I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke
I now bond you two in holy macaroni