IF I MAKE A TYPO IN A TEXT POST PLEASE FIX IT WHEN YOU REBLOG IT THIS IS ME GIVING YOU ACTUAL LEGAL WRITTEN PERMISSION
your faves could never[1/?]: leonard h mccoy ⇒
don’t pander to me, kid. one tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in 13 seconds. solar flare might pop up and cook us in our seats. and wait ‘til you’re sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles. see if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
(Source: neutroncream)
no thank U for letting me use my waffle gif

BECAUSE HOCKEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ok, really, it’s because they’re named after a regiment, so it’s a plural of a proper noun instead of a regular boring noun

why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”

instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
Control your dick > make girls wear pants